ninfia:

Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.

undisclosing:

when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

undisclosing:

when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

romangodfrey:

lesreichenbachfinn:

so today my mom was being all momish and she was like “what if we turned our house into a bed and breakfast” and I was like ummm yeah except there are literally no empty rooms in our house and she was like “we could convert the basement” so

I made a brochure 

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if you book now we will also install working lights

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS POST

nation-of-homeskillets:

he knows what hes done

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
  • me: sounds like someones mad that big tech's got them by the balls and tehres nothing they can do about it..

vinegod:

First Day of School… I will not accept it. 🎒 by Thomas Sanders

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington by LadyHistory [more]


I don’t like that you can either be ugly and smart or pretty and dumb, or ugly and nice or pretty and mean.
I don’t like that you can either be ugly and smart or pretty and dumb, or ugly and nice or pretty and mean.
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